Tuesday, September 7, 2010

E.R.R- a Dramatic Drama, that may or may not be medically accurate...

“Doctor, he’s…”
“Professor!”
“Right. Professor, pressure’s dropped to fifty, we’re losing him!”
“The hell we are. Charged at 350, clear!”
*zzzzzFROOMP*
“Come on, fight damn you, DO NOT DIE ON ME!”
“Still nothing Professor…and I am strangely becoming attracted to you, can we go out for lunch?”
“Dammit woman, this is no time to give in to your basic human desires. This man is dy…hey, why are you leaving? Well that’s just great. Charged at 450. Clear!”
*zzzzFROOMP*
“Well that did nothing. Ygor, come quickly, bring the electrodes!”
“The what?”
“The Sticky-Stringy-Thingies.”
“Ohhh...”
“Now we attach them like so..., NOW YGOR, PULL ZA ZVITCH!
“Yeeeeeth Mathhhter…”
*crackle crackle crackle, zzzzzzZZZZZZFROOMP*
“YES! IT IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE”

So, uh it looks like I’m back for the time being. I haven’t updated the blog in like, forever.
This is my attempt to revive it. Then I’ll probably make two more posts then leave it for another year. Thank-you to my one loyal reader….If you are still around.

I had something else to say, but I forgot.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go try and find that nurse…

-Professor Bear.

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