Greetings, fellow being, my appellation is Professor T. Bear. I am a debonair 5’9’’ soprano and have several degrees in a range of social studies. I am currently endowed with the title of national fencing champion and own a Rolls Royce.
I have an overactive imagination and have told you some porkpies. I’m not the least bit suave and am more of a bass than a soprano. I do NOT hold any qualifications other than completing high school. Just. I have never fenced in my life, let alone held any titles. I did have a bicycle once, but that has long since disappeared.
Soooo, as you may have already guessed, I am not a real Professor or a real Bear. You’ll have to excuse my feeble attempt at humour, but now you have a little taste the strange and wondrously warped inner realms of my mind. If you have decided to subscribe, or at least read or even skim over this and following blogs, you will find various ravings, quirky observations, reviews - and yes, the occasional joke.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Journey begins.
- Professor Bear.
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